pudingu:

It took me 18 years to realise Saturday has turd in it

chrisdigay:

Really could go for a hard pounding of genuine love

jaesama:

I can’t wait for Valentines Day because I get to make cupcakes for a special someone and that special someone is me.

prettydoddleoddle:

- the floor

- a counter

- on top of a desk

- the back of a bench

- a wall (like a garden wall where you can actually sit on the top)

- a swing

- on top of the swing set

- hammock

- on someone who took your spot and won’t leave

- tables

- the house of someone who has asked you to take care of their children for a short amount of time

- someone else’s spot

- rocks

- the roof

Not acceptable:

- chairs

- the normal part of benches

help-mywife:

help my girlfriend has gotten me into soccer and now neither of us can stop watching